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>>STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.>>HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US, IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AN DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU WEREN’T, THEY WILL BE ESCORTED OUT OF THE BAR BY THESE TWO HULKING BRUTES RIGHT HERE. THEY WILL […]
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,FOLKS!YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT FROM HIS WORK ON “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.”HE CURRENTLY STARS AS KING GEORGE III IN “HAMILTON.”PLEASE WELCOME, TARAN KILLAM!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH!THANK YOU, THANK YOU!THANK YOU SO MUCH!VERY NICE PEOPLE!>>Stephen: VERY NICE.THE NICEST OF PEOPLE.>>Stephen: […]
>>Stephen: BACK, EVERYBODY. WE’RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. LET’S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING SMALLER IN A WAY BUT IN SORT OF MENTALLY, ANOTHER THING THAT WILL KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT AND KIND OF MAKE YOUR BRAIN EXPLODE IS–>>YOU KNOW, I’M SCARED WHEN YOU PULL STUFF OUT.>>Stephen: LIKE THIS? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS […]
>>Stephen: AND NOW PERFORMING A NEW, UNRELEASED TRACK WITH DANIEL CAESAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHANCE THE RAPPER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪>>♪ I GET SAD WHEN I LOOK AT THE STARS ♪ THEY SO PRETTY YOU CAN’T TELL ‘EM APART ♪ YOU THINK THEY CLOSE BUT […]
>>Stephen: MY NEXT GUEST IS A VERY FUNNY MAN WHO’S BEEN NAMEDONE OF “ROLLING STONE’S” “FIVE COMICS TO WATCH.”PLEASE WELCOME RYAN HAMILTON.( BAND PLAYING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>WOW, THANK YOU!THIS IS NICE.IT’S– IT’S NICE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.( LAUGHTER ) I DON’T TALK TO ANYBODY.I DON’T TALK TO ANYBODY ALL DAY, AND THEN […]
MY FIRST GUEST HAS PLAYED EVERYTHING FROM A TRUE DETECTIVETO A NATURAL BORN KILLER.HE NOW STARS IN “WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES.”>>MY GOD — LOOK AT YOUR EYES.HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE?>>I WAS TOLD — YOU WERE COMING — THAT MORE SOLDIERSFROM THE NORTH WOULD BE JOINING YOU HERE.>>JOINING ME?TO FINISH […]
