Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Grossest Milk Ever

>>STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.>>HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US, IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AN DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU WEREN’T, THEY WILL BE ESCORTED OUT OF THE BAR BY THESE TWO HULKING BRUTES RIGHT HERE. THEY WILL […]

Trump Reverses Course On Vaping Ban

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” IT IS FRIDAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT. YOU CAN FEEL IT. AND TODAY CONGRESS GOT A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK FROM THE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. THEY’VE GONE HOME TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING, WHERE I’M SURE NO ONE WILL ARGUE ABOUT IMPEACHMENT. TRUMP ALSO GOT A BREAK. SURPRISINGLY, IT WAS A SMOKE BREAK, BECAUSE TODAY […]

Tom Segura – Meeting Bruce Bruce – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

[cheers and applause](Tom) All right.I don’t know if you guys know this or not,but comedians’ lives are lonely.It’s a lonely existence.I mean, you’re in airports and hotelsand cities with strangers every week.It gets lonely. Like, it really does.Like, you can only masturbate, like,so many times before you’re like,“I’ve got to get something to eat,” you […]

Zoey Deutch Warns Everyone to Not Smoke Woody Harrelson’s Weed

-Thank you so much for coming back.-My pleasure and an honor. -Oh, my goodness.You were telling me backstage that you just had a DNA test.-I — I — -And you were gonna tell methe results. -I did.I just took a DNA test. -Yeah.[ Laughter ]Not backstage, but — -Turns out —[ Laughter ] -Yes, okay.-I’m […]

Joaquin Phoenix Is Trying to Quit Smoking with Hypnosis

-Last time you were on the show was years ago.I wanna say it’s six years agoand we had a little bet or something.Do you remember this?-Yes, I do. -Yeah.[ Laughter ] ‘Cause we both hadkind of addictions, bad addictions.-Mm-hmm.Yours was worse than mine.[ Laughter ]-No, no, not that addiction.[ Laughter ] Alright.Yeah, not that one, […]

First Look: Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents Season 2

( music playing )Announcer: Please welcome the comediansof “Comedy Central: Stand-Up Presents.”( cheering and applause )Hi! Hey!Hey, what’s up, New Orleans?Hi!( cheering )Oh, this is tight.What up?I’m so excited to be–I love New Orleans, man,I really do.( cheering )I’ve just been drinking hand grenadesand shitting neon, it’s tight.My shit coming out spooky!I love this place!This […]