Joaquin Phoenix on Playing Joker + Exclusive Outtake

>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Jimmy: I SAW JOKER LAST NIGHTAND I’M NOW SCARE OF YOU.I HAVE TO SAY.IT REALLY WAS AN AMAZING,INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE.ARE YOU PROUD OF IT?ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW GOOD IT IS?>>UM.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A TOUGHQUESTION, RIGHT?>>THAT IS A TOUGH QUESTION.>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE A JERKIF YOU SAY YES, BUT YOU’RE […]

Trump Wants to Ban Vaping to Protect Melania’s Son

THANK YOU FOR COMING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A DAY, A SPECIAL DAY, A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. IT IS SEPTEMBER 11th. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OF UNITY WHEN WE COME TOGETHER TO REMEMBER THOSE WHO WERE KILLED AND TO PAY TRIBUTE TO THOSE WHO RUSHED […]

Mean Tweets – Music Edition #5

[APPLAUSE] GWEN STEFANI: Gwen Stefani really isthe worst thing to ever happen.Period.Full stop.Hashtag ugh, barf.Allie.MAN: One of my employees was talkingabout how The Chainsmokers are actually pretty good,and don’t deserve all the hate.So I fired him.TYGA: Tyga pants too tight.Hashtag [BLEEP].MAN: Trying to decide which is worst–Maroon 5, Hitler, or Imagine Dragons.Ouch.WOMAN: I like some […]

Smoking Weed Improves Foreign Language Skills

[ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THANK YOU. ACCORDING TO STUDIES, RESEARCHERS IN ENGLAND FOUND THE SMALL AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL CAN ACTUALLY IMPROVE YOUR ABILITY TO SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. ALCOHOL HELPS PEOPLE SPEAK MORE — AT THE VERY LEAST IT MAKES THEY WILL THINK THEY ARE SPEAKING MORE FLUENTLY. GUILLERMO, I FEEL LIKE YOU’RE LIVING PROOF THIS […]

Harrison Ford and Jimmy Sip Glasses of Scotch and Tell Each Other Jokes

-Look at you on the cover of this magazine — a stud.This is — this is my guy. [ Cheers and applause ]Like, “What’s up?” Movie star, stud.And I read a lot of —First of all, how are you?-I’m fine, thank you.[ Laughter ] -Okay, good. Are you?That’s more than enough. More than enough.-How are […]

Selena Gomez and Jimmy Cry While Eating Spicy Wings (Hot Ones)

-Selena, have you ever seen the show on YouTubecalled “Hot Ones”? -No.-On the show — it’s a great show,it’s really funny — you eat spicy chicken wingsthat get hotter as you go,all while answering questions about yourself.-I’m going to regret this. [ Laughter ]-No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we should try it right now.-All […]

High Witness News – People Lie About Being High

AS YOU KNOW, WE DO OUR SHOW HEREIN LOS ANGELES, WHERE MARIJUANAIS LEGAL FOR RECREATIONALPURPOSES.AND YOU’VE EVER BEEN TO ONE OFTHESE SHOPS YOU KNOW THERE AREHUNDREDS OF DIFFERENT PRODUCTSOUT THERE.SMOKEABLES, EDIBLES, VAPE PENS,PATCHES, YOU NAME IT THEY MAKEIT. SO WE DECIDED TO HAVE A LITTLEFUN WITH THAT.WE WENT TO VENICE BEACH ANDASKED PEOPLE WHO CLAIM […]

Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Interviews Kim Kardashian West

OKAY, LET’S DO THIS.I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH OURFIRST GUEST AND HER FAMILY FOROVER A DECADE — IN A VERYHEALTHY WAY.[ LAUGHTER ]SHE IS THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV,SOCIAL MEDIA, AND NOW,COSMETICS, TOO, WITH HER COMPANYKKW BEAUTY.PLEASE WELCOMEKIM KARDASHIAN WEST.[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]♪>>Jennifer: SO, ARE YOUEXCITED?>>I’M EXCITED.>>BUCKLE DOWN AND GETCOMFORTABLE.MY FIRST QUESTION, DO YOU […]

Kimmel & Colbert Attempt to Identify Their Heavily-Cologned Agent By Smell

OCD?>>LITTLE BIT, LITTLE BIT. >>Jimmy: NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE THE SAME JOB RESPECT WE HAVE THE SAME AGENT, WHICH IS KIND OF WEIRD. OUR AGENT IS KIND OF WEIRD. HE’S NOT KIND OF WEIRD, HE’S REALLY WEIRD. THAT’S HIM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: LOOK HOW TAN HE IS.>>HERE CALL. HERE I AM.>>Jimmy: NATURALLY […]

The Case of the White Kitten / Portrait of London / Star Boy

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