Give Up Smoking Easily
Oh I’m Anjelah, who do you think you’re talking to? Hey I’m Guy Branum and this is Bar Talk at JFL. Who are the legends, if you were to make a Mount Rushmore of comedy, what faces would you put on there? Okay so George Lopez was the first comedy album that I owned. I […]
-That’s what I said. -How much? -$75. -It’s on me. -No. I’ll do it. -Every day now, Lucas? -How much? -$75. For me, how much? $75. Is $20 ok? $20 here for you. -$20 and it’s fine. -No. -Here. -No need, Lucas. -It’s Ok. Wait. -I will only charge the bill. -We can get to […]
♪♪ -♪ Night before Thanksgiving, pies are in the oven ♪ ♪ Gosh, I love my folks, but I’m getting sick of ’em ♪ ♪ So I head into town to the local dive ♪ -♪ The bouncer inside is named Big Dave ♪ ♪ He used to kick me out when I was underage […]
>>STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.>>HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US, IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AN DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU WEREN’T, THEY WILL BE ESCORTED OUT OF THE BAR BY THESE TWO HULKING BRUTES RIGHT HERE. THEY WILL […]
♪♪ -♪ Night before Thanksgiving, pies are in the oven ♪ ♪ Gosh, I love my folks, but I’m getting sick of ’em ♪ ♪ So I head into town to the local dive ♪ -♪ The bouncer inside is named Big Dave ♪ ♪ He used to kick me out when I was underage […]
♪♪ -♪ Night before Thanksgiving, pies are in the oven ♪ ♪ Gosh, I love my folks, but I’m getting sick of ’em ♪ ♪ So I head into town to the local dive ♪ -♪ The bouncer inside is named Big Dave ♪ ♪ He used to kick me out when I was underage […]
WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” IT IS FRIDAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT. YOU CAN FEEL IT. AND TODAY CONGRESS GOT A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK FROM THE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. THEY’VE GONE HOME TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING, WHERE I’M SURE NO ONE WILL ARGUE ABOUT IMPEACHMENT. TRUMP ALSO GOT A BREAK. SURPRISINGLY, IT WAS A SMOKE BREAK, BECAUSE TODAY […]
? Just sit right backand you’ll hear a tale? A tale of a fateful trip? That started fromthis tropic port? Aboard this tiny ship? The mate was a mighty sailing man? The skipper brave and sure? Five passengers set sail that day? For a three hour tour,a three hour tour(thunder crashes)? The weather started getting […]
(Ahh, what a beautiful flower)(up yours, nature)David: Okay, Campers.We’re approaching the big city now!According to a study I read at TerrifiedMothers.org,you are 20 times more likely to die in the city than anywhere else.So, listen very carefully to everything I say, and you’ll narrowly avoid gettingstabbed, kidnapped or..worse.Campers: [Cheering]Gwen: No, no.Don’t mistake this for some […]
