The World’s Oldest Human Drawing & Bad News for Vaping Teenagers | The Daily Show

Remember how Donald Trump saidhe wanted to deter illegal immigrants?Well, uh, like most things he does,it isn’t really working out.NEWSWOMAN: The New York Times reports the detentionof migrant children in the U.S. has skyrocketedto the highest levels ever.Almost 13,000 migrant kids are being housedat federally contracted shelterscompared to 2,400 in May of last year.Goddamn, 13,000 […]

If You Don’t Know, Now You Know: Vaping | The Daily Show

How did electronic cigarettesbecome the biggest thing on the streets?Well, their rise to the topstarted a lot like regular cigarettes.There’s no question that the e-cigarette industryhas ripped its tactics straight from big tobacco’s playbook.REPORTER: Take a look at the glamorous womanin the blue dress smoking a cigarette in 1930and this woman today in an ad […]

The World’s Oldest Human Drawing & Bad News for Vaping Teenagers | The Daily Show

Remember how Donald Trump saidhe wanted to deter illegal immigrants?Well, uh, like most things he does,it isn’t really working out.NEWSWOMAN: The New York Times reports the detentionof migrant children in the U.S. has skyrocketedto the highest levels ever.Almost 13,000 migrant kids are being housedat federally contracted shelterscompared to 2,400 in May of last year.Goddamn, 13,000 […]

Tom Segura – Meeting Bruce Bruce – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

[cheers and applause](Tom) All right.I don’t know if you guys know this or not,but comedians’ lives are lonely.It’s a lonely existence.I mean, you’re in airports and hotelsand cities with strangers every week.It gets lonely. Like, it really does.Like, you can only masturbate, like,so many times before you’re like,“I’ve got to get something to eat,” you […]

Try Not To Laugh – Funny Videos 2019 – Scare People Out Compilation

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Zoey Deutch Warns Everyone to Not Smoke Woody Harrelson’s Weed

-Thank you so much for coming back.-My pleasure and an honor. -Oh, my goodness.You were telling me backstage that you just had a DNA test.-I — I — -And you were gonna tell methe results. -I did.I just took a DNA test. -Yeah.[ Laughter ]Not backstage, but — -Turns out —[ Laughter ] -Yes, okay.-I’m […]

Key & Peele – Auction Block

– ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN.WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION.ALL RIGHT, Y’ALL, GET ON UP THERE.– PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH.– STRAIGHT UP.I DON’T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON.I’M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS MOTHER[bleep].– HELLS YEAH.– WE HAVE LOT […]

Joaquin Phoenix Is Trying to Quit Smoking with Hypnosis

-Last time you were on the show was years ago.I wanna say it’s six years agoand we had a little bet or something.Do you remember this?-Yes, I do. -Yeah.[ Laughter ] ‘Cause we both hadkind of addictions, bad addictions.-Mm-hmm.Yours was worse than mine.[ Laughter ]-No, no, not that addiction.[ Laughter ] Alright.Yeah, not that one, […]

First Look: Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents Season 2

( music playing )Announcer: Please welcome the comediansof “Comedy Central: Stand-Up Presents.”( cheering and applause )Hi! Hey!Hey, what’s up, New Orleans?Hi!( cheering )Oh, this is tight.What up?I’m so excited to be–I love New Orleans, man,I really do.( cheering )I’ve just been drinking hand grenadesand shitting neon, it’s tight.My shit coming out spooky!I love this place!This […]