Joaquin Phoenix on Playing Joker + Exclusive Outtake

>>Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.>>THANKS FOR HAVING ME.>>Jimmy: I SAW JOKER LAST NIGHTAND I’M NOW SCARE OF YOU.I HAVE TO SAY.IT REALLY WAS AN AMAZING,INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE.ARE YOU PROUD OF IT?ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW GOOD IT IS?>>UM.>>Jimmy: THAT’S A TOUGHQUESTION, RIGHT?>>THAT IS A TOUGH QUESTION.>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE A JERKIF YOU SAY YES, BUT YOU’RE […]

Trump Wants to Ban Vaping to Protect Melania’s Son

THANK YOU FOR COMING. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A DAY, A SPECIAL DAY, A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE HERE IN THE UNITED STATES. IT IS SEPTEMBER 11th. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A DAY OF UNITY WHEN WE COME TOGETHER TO REMEMBER THOSE WHO WERE KILLED AND TO PAY TRIBUTE TO THOSE WHO RUSHED […]

Zoey Deutch Warns Everyone to Not Smoke Woody Harrelson’s Weed

-Thank you so much for coming back.-My pleasure and an honor. -Oh, my goodness.You were telling me backstage that you just had a DNA test.-I — I — -And you were gonna tell methe results. -I did.I just took a DNA test. -Yeah.[ Laughter ]Not backstage, but — -Turns out —[ Laughter ] -Yes, okay.-I’m […]

Joaquin Phoenix Is Trying to Quit Smoking with Hypnosis

-Last time you were on the show was years ago.I wanna say it’s six years agoand we had a little bet or something.Do you remember this?-Yes, I do. -Yeah.[ Laughter ] ‘Cause we both hadkind of addictions, bad addictions.-Mm-hmm.Yours was worse than mine.[ Laughter ]-No, no, not that addiction.[ Laughter ] Alright.Yeah, not that one, […]

Mean Tweets – Music Edition #5

[APPLAUSE] GWEN STEFANI: Gwen Stefani really isthe worst thing to ever happen.Period.Full stop.Hashtag ugh, barf.Allie.MAN: One of my employees was talkingabout how The Chainsmokers are actually pretty good,and don’t deserve all the hate.So I fired him.TYGA: Tyga pants too tight.Hashtag [BLEEP].MAN: Trying to decide which is worst–Maroon 5, Hitler, or Imagine Dragons.Ouch.WOMAN: I like some […]

Pour It Out w/ Chrissy Teigen

-Chrissy, you and I — -Oh, my gosh.-You and I were talking a few days agoabout your appearance tonight, and I said, “You know,we could talk about your cookbook, about having a kid,all that type of stuff.” -Uh-huh.-And then as a joke, I started asking you somevery personal questions that I would never be ableto […]

Once Upon A Time in Anatolia – A Cigarette for the Suspect

Let me have a look.Got a cigarette?Did you say something?Can I have a cigarette if you’ve got one?Sure.Arab, give me a cigarette, will you?-What’s up, doctor? -You light it.-Thanks. -Hang on, doctor! Don’t give it to him.What do you want with that cigarette? Huh?What do you want with that cigarette?I’m talking to you! What do […]