Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Grossest Milk Ever

>>STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.>>HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US, IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEY GET TO STAY AT THE BAR AN DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU WEREN’T, THEY WILL BE ESCORTED OUT OF THE BAR BY THESE TWO HULKING BRUTES RIGHT HERE. THEY WILL […]

Trump Reverses Course On Vaping Ban

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” IT IS FRIDAY. YOU CAN FEEL IT. YOU CAN FEEL IT. AND TODAY CONGRESS GOT A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK FROM THE IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS. THEY’VE GONE HOME TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING, WHERE I’M SURE NO ONE WILL ARGUE ABOUT IMPEACHMENT. TRUMP ALSO GOT A BREAK. SURPRISINGLY, IT WAS A SMOKE BREAK, BECAUSE TODAY […]

Zoey Deutch Warns Everyone to Not Smoke Woody Harrelson’s Weed

-Thank you so much for coming back.-My pleasure and an honor. -Oh, my goodness.You were telling me backstage that you just had a DNA test.-I — I — -And you were gonna tell methe results. -I did.I just took a DNA test. -Yeah.[ Laughter ]Not backstage, but — -Turns out —[ Laughter ] -Yes, okay.-I’m […]

Joaquin Phoenix Is Trying to Quit Smoking with Hypnosis

-Last time you were on the show was years ago.I wanna say it’s six years agoand we had a little bet or something.Do you remember this?-Yes, I do. -Yeah.[ Laughter ] ‘Cause we both hadkind of addictions, bad addictions.-Mm-hmm.Yours was worse than mine.[ Laughter ]-No, no, not that addiction.[ Laughter ] Alright.Yeah, not that one, […]

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Meets Beto And Cruz

AS I MAY HAVE MENTIONED ONCE OR TWICE, TOMORROW SE ELECTION DAY. THE BIG RACE IS FOR THE TEXAS SENATE SEAT WHERE REPUBLICAN INCUMBENT AND MAN WHO THINKS THIS IS SMILING TED CRUZ IS FACING OFF AGAINST DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER AND BOY WHO WISHED TO BE BIG BETO O’ROURKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S BEEN […]

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Meets Beto And Cruz

AS I MAY HAVE MENTIONED ONCE OR TWICE, TOMORROW SE ELECTION DAY. THE BIG RACE IS FOR THE TEXAS SENATE SEAT WHERE REPUBLICAN INCUMBENT AND MAN WHO THINKS THIS IS SMILING TED CRUZ IS FACING OFF AGAINST DEMOCRATIC CHALLENGER AND BOY WHO WISHED TO BE BIG BETO O’ROURKE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S BEEN […]