Stage 56 Bar Tricks: Grossest Milk Ever


>>STAGE 56 BAR TRICKS.>>HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. I’M GOING TO BRING OUT A FEW
PEOPLE TO PERFORM FOR US, IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED, THEY GET TO
STAY AT THE BAR AN DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU WEREN’T, THEY WILL BE
ESCORTED OUT OF THE BAR BY THESE TWO HULKING BRUTES RIGHT HERE. THEY WILL THROW THEM OUT OF THE
STUDIO, NEVER TO RETURN. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, THEY
WILL THROW THEM OUT. AND THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO
SMILE. THEY’RE NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE
BECAUSE THEY ARE HULKING BRUTES. PAUSE PLAWS WHAT ARE YOU?>>HULK BRUTE.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU,
DAMMIT.>>HULKING BRUTES!>>James: THAT’S RIGHT. OKAY, LET’S BRING OUT OUR FIRST
CONTESTANT.>>HI. HOW ARE YOU.>>FINE, HOW ARE YOU.>>HOW NICE TO SEE YOU, WHAT IS
YOUR NAME.>>LAURA FROM ST. LOUIS.>>AND WHAT IS YOUR TRICK?>>I PLAY WITH MY HAIR.>>James: OKAY. ARE WE INTRIGUED. WOULD WE LIKE TO SEE THIS? (APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT, GO FOR
IT, TAKE IT AWAY. OKAY. OH, COME ON. OH, COME ON. (APPLAUSE)
OH MY GOD. HOW DRUNK DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO
TRY THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME?>>WELL, THE GREEN ROOM HAS
GREAT– .>>James: IT REALLY DOES AM
SHOULD SHE STAY OR SHOULD SHE GO.>>YOU CAN STAY, TAKE A SEAT AT
THE BAR. WELL DONE, LET’S BRING OUT OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT. HELLO, SIR, HOW ARE YOU.>>I’M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU, WHAT
IS YOUR NAME.>>I AM RICK SMITH JUNIOR FROM
CLEVELAND, OHIO.>>THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
WHAT IS YOUR TRICK?>>WELL BE I AM A THREE TIME
GUINNESS BOOK WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR THROWING PLAYING
CARDS THE FARTHEST, HARDEST AND THE MOST ACCURATE.>>OKAY.>>SO I WANTED YOU TO HOLD A
PIECE OF CELERY AND I’M GOING TO TRY TO TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR HAND
WITH A CARD.>>ALL RIGHT, OKAY, WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO.>>OKAY, I WILL HAVE YOU STAND
RIGHT HERE.>>OKAY.>>I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS. SO IF YOU WOULDN’T MIND PLEASE
PUT THOSE ON.>>OKAY.>>I’M NOW WORRIED ABOUT WHAT IS
>>YOU WILL BE FINE.>>OKAY.>>HOLD OUT YOUR RIGHT HAND.>>VERY GOOD, HERE SAY METAL
GLOVE, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PUT IT ON.>>JUST GOING TO PROTECT YOUR
FINGERS FROM FALLING OFF.>>FROM A PLAYING CARD.>>OH YEAH.>>THIS IS BULL [BLEEP].>>SO I WANT TO HAVE YOU HOLD
THE CARD LIKE THAT. OR, I WILL HAVE YOU HOLD IT LIKE
THAT, I WILL TAKE A CARD AND TRY TO CUT IT IN HALF. ARE YOU NERVOUS?>>A LITTLE BIT.>>OKAY.>>HERE WE GO. WAIT. I DID THAT MY FIRST TRY, I THINK
WE SHOULD MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE DANGEROUS, WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY?>>IF YOU WOULDN’T MIND, TAKE
OFF THE GLOVES.>>WHY DID I NEED– OKAY.>>YOU DON’T NEED A GLOVE FOR
THIS BECAUSE ARE YOU NOT GOING TO HOLD IT WITH YOUR HAND THIS
TIME.>>OH, SHUT UP.>>RIGHT THERE, DON’T MOVE.>>I’M GOING TO TRY TO LIT IT
RIGHT IN THE TIP, ON THE CELERY.>>WAIT A MINUTE.>>YOU WILL BE FINE.>>OKAY, MAYBE ST IS A LITTLE
DANGEROUS. WHY DON’T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR
MOUTH, LOOK THAT WAY AND LOOK AT THE CEILING.>>THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY.>>YOU WILL NEVER KNOW IT IS
COMING.>>I WANT TO YOU TURN YOUR BODY
THAT WAY.>>OKAY.>>FOR REAL?>>OH! YOU’RE INSANE, THAT’S AMAZING. THAT IS INCREDIBLE. WHAT DO WE SAY. OF COURSE. THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE, MAN. OH MY GOD. LET’S BRING OUR NEXT CONTESTANT. (APPLAUSE)
HELLO, SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.>>MY NAME IS MIKE CAVENY, I
COME UP THE ROAD FROM PASADENA.>>THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. WHAT IS YOUR TRICK TONIGHT.>>WELL, I THOUGHT TONIGHT I
WOULD MAKE MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE.>>James: OKAY.>>I’M TOLD THAT I STIR MY CUP
OF COFFEE UP IN AN ODD WAY.>>James: ALL RIGHT, LET’S
FIND OUT. TAKE IT AWAY.>>I NEED YOUR HELP.>>James: OH, NOT AGAIN.>>YEAH, YEAH, NO, JUST STAND
RIGHT OVER HERE. RIGHT OVER HERE.>>James: HERE S THAT GOOD.>>THAT’S GOOD HOLD ON TO THAT,
PERFECT.>>James: OKAY.>>PERFECT. QUICK CUP OF COFFEE. I TAKE IT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF
CREAM. A COUPLE OF SUGARS, BUT LIKE I
SAID, VERY UNUSUAL WAY.>>COME ON, MAN, THIS IS A NEW
SUIT, BRO.>>THIS’ NOT IT. HOLDS ON. HOLDS ON. SUGAR? HANG ON. [BLEEP] VERY SIMPLE. I ALWAYS HAVE TWO CUPS OF COFFEE
>>James: COME ON, YOU HAVE A HE GOT THIS, YOU’VE GOT THIS. [BLEEP].>>OH, THIRD TIME’S A CHARM SWRZ
HANG ON.>>WATCH ME TURN THIS CROWD. WATCH ME TURN– .>>James: HANG ON, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.>>James: HANG ON, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.>>I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT, BUT I
DIDN’T HAVE A COAT.>>James: COME ON, YOU’VE GOT
THIS. [BLEEP].>>I CONDITION BELIEVE IT.>>James: SHOULD HE STAY OR
SHOULD HE GO? I’M SORRY, MAN, THANK YOU SO
MUCH. DRAG HIM OUT OF HERE YOU HULKING
BRUTES.>>I NEED A FOURTH CHANGES.>>James: OH MAN. HOW DID IT GO? UM.>>I THINK HE MIGHT STILL BE OUT
OF HERE, GIVE HIM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE. WE’RE STILL TRYING FOR STILL
TRYING. (APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT, LET’S
BRING OUT OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS. HOW ARE YOU?>>VERY GOOD, HOW ABOUT YOU.>>James: WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM.>>I’M AMBERLYNN, I’M FROM LAS
VEGAS SWRZ WHAT IS YOUR TRICK.>>IT IS A MILK TRICK.>>James: WE HAVE ALREADY HAD
A FLEW FLUID DISASTERS.>>I’M A LITTLE AFRAID, I’M NOT
GOING TO LIE.>>James: IS IT ALL RIGHT, IT
IS WET ON THE FLOOR.>>I’M GOING TO MAKE A MESS,
WE’RE GOOD.>>James: TAKE IT AWAY.>>I NEED YOUR HELP.>>James: OH, NOT AGAIN.>>I WILL GET TO YOU HOLD THE
TOP. COVER YOUR ARM WITH THAT, OVER
HERE. WHAT? DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?>>DID YOU SEE THE HAST GUY.>>James: I DID.>>OKAY S THAT GOOD?>>YEAH, HOLD IT OUT AS FAR AS
YOU CAN AND I’M GOING TO NEED TO YOU CATCH WHAT I SQUIRT AT YOU.>>.>>OH, SHUT UP. NO WAY. NO WAY. NO WAY.>>WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK THE
MILK?>>James: SHOULD SHE STAY OR
GO. TAKE A SEAT AT THE BAR, WELL
DONE. THAT WAS BAR TRICKS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYONE.

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