Sleeping in School

Sleeping in School


Anybody here who’s gone to a private school knows sleeping in class. It’s not really an option teacher
Teacher catch you sleeping, they’ll write you up and show up at your house…
*knocks on door*
Yeah, uh we think your son is smoking that wacko tobacco cuz he’s always sleepy
He might even be on crack too.
Anyway, can you have him pee in this cup?
I get to public school…
They’re over here roasting s’mores
There’s one girl used to her pajamas – escuela
At the bus house some Spanish class on y’all because I’m bilinguals in a mug
But yeah once I got the public school
I was already conditioned from private school to never sleep in class
So I get in that
situation and I know y’all have all been there that sleep get up in you and your eyes start getting heavy and you try to
fight it like
Then you get that free fall and you snap back out of it and you look like an idiot
and the worst part about all that didn’t you snap out of it and every student is staring at you like
He looks a little bit don’t know how embarrassing that is. Imagine people
Having footage of you flopping around like The Exorcist on their phones some classes
I would go into and as soon as you just started talking, it feels like I’m being hypnotized
Because I feel like a lot of us we’re raised on video games
So if junk ain’t blowing up or transforming every 16 seconds
We gonna start losing interest
Don’t let the teacher put on a movie they turn off the lights and they always play something like sleeping beauty or Sleepless in Seattle
I’m gonna get a big fat F. If you quiz me on anything that you bout to show us. I’m just super sand
So one day I just said screw it i’ma commit so I put my head down and go to sleep
I woke up as a pool of drool
everywhere
Man, he looks so stupid. You know, it’s talking to my cousin the other day
He just started kindergarten this week
And he reminded me of something and I was like enjoying that time because they gonna take that junk away next year
Naptime, what is that? We don’t have naptime
we have a game that we play teacher calls it still and
Quiet and it’s a game and we all sit down and we don’t move and we see who could be quiet the longest
They don’t cuted
naptime
Rip nap time because here’s the thing and I’m sure this happens to some of you guys all day. I’m sleepy and all night
I’m wide awake
Cuz not for nothing. I had a lot of fun at school
and I was not trying to fail my senior year and thank
God something my brain was like maybe you should drink some Mountain Dew because it’s a hundred percent caffeine hashtag
Not an ADD, hashtag not sponsored video
But I tried it out once and it worked like I stayed awake through the entire class
Best believe I look like I was sponsored by a mountain Dew survey
You guys are having a hard time staying awake in class. Try some Mountain Dew hashtag
they not paying me for this, but they should be
Just super Sam

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