Pussy on the Chainwax – Key & Peele

Pussy on the Chainwax – Key & Peele


– WHOA.
– MAN, I FELT SORRY
FOR THAT DUDE,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
I HAD TO LAY
THAT [bleep] DOWN.
[laughter]
YOU KNOW I DID, DOG.
– WHAT?
THAT [bleep] LAY YOU DOWN.
– HEY, BROTHER, I DON’T KNOW
WHAT FIGHT YOU WAS AT.
THAT [bleep] GOT
A COUPLE LICKS IN, SURE.
BUT PFFT, I WAS LIKE, BIP!
[laughter]
MAN, I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX.
[both howling]
PUT THE PUSSY ON THE–
both: THE CHAIN WAX.
– I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX.
all: I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX?
– HMM?
– IS THAT A THING?
– WELL, YEAH. THAT–YEAH.
THAT’S A–THAT’S A THING.
– YEAH.
– YEAH, THAT’S SOMETHING.
– OKAY.
– YEAH, I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– I SAID I PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– HE PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– UH, PUSSY COMING IN.
THIS IS THE CHAIN WAX.
– HOLD UP.
[laughter]
HOLD UP.
I JUST, UM, GOOGLED
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.”
NO RESULTS.
– MAN, UM,
WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING?
– NO, I’M JUST SAYING.
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX,”
IT’S NOT AN EXPRESSION.
– YE–YEAH IT IS.
– YEAH, IT IS.
– YES, THANK YOU.
– IT’S SOMETHING, LEO.
– YEAH.
– WHAT IT–WHAT IT–
WHAT DOES IT MEAN THEN?
– WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS.
– DO IT, DO IT.
– IT MEANS THAT…
IS THAT YOU PUT THE…
all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
[overlapping chatter]
– NOPE, NOPE.
both: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– IT’S NOT–DON’T–
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.
– ACTING LIKE Y’ALL KNOW
WHAT IT IS–
OKAY, HAVE EITHER
OF THE TWO OF YOU–
HAVE YOU EVER SAID THE WORDS
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX”
IN ANY CONTEXT?
– PFFT, US?
– PFFT.
HE–HE TALKING TO YOU.
– MAN–
– HE AIN’T TALKING TO ME.
– [exhales]
– HEY, MAN.
IT’S NOT OUR FAULT
THAT YOU AIN’T NEVER PUT THE…
all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
[all cheering]
– PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– NO ONE CAN PUT THE PUSSY
ON THE CHAIN WAX
‘CAUSE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX
AIN’T A THING!
YOU TRYING TO START A THING,
AREN’T YOU?
– WHA–ME–
[laughs]
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, TRYING TO START A THING?
– A THING,
LIKE “OFF THE HOOK”
OR “I’MA PUT YOU ON BLAST.”
YOU TRYING TO GET IT
IN THE ETHER,
SO EVERYBODY OUT THERE SAYING
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX.”
– MAN, WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
WHY YOU LOOKING UP
[bleep] I’M SAYING AND–
AND FACT-CHECKING MY ASS
AND [bleep]?
– YOU KEEP SAYING SOME [bleep]
THAT DOESN’T EXIST,
AND YOU GOT THING ONE
AND THING TWO
CORROBORATING YOUR STORY
LIKE IT DOES,
AND THEN–
WHY YOU LYING THEN?
IT’S BULL[bleep]!
– BODIE…
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH
WHETHER I MADE UP
“PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX” OR NOT?
I LOST MY JOB.
MY GIRL LEFT ME.
AND ALL I W–
ALL I WANTED TO DO
WAS HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY.
SO WHY–WHY DO YOU HA–
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BELITTLE ME
LIKE THAT?
– [sighs]
IT’S JUST THAT I–
– YEAH?
– I’M JUST TRYING TO SAY–
– WHAT YOU TRYING TO SAY,
[bleep]?
– I’M TRYING TO SAY
THAT I WANT
TO PUT THE PUSSY…
all: ON THE CHAIN WAX!
[laughter]
– HE DID IT, YO.
HE PUT THE…
all: PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
– YEAH!

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